I was studying in my room, turned around to grab something and saw this.
So, basically, this is not my cat.
But she’s all like chillin’ in my bed like she pays rent or smth.
How the fuck did she even got into the freaking house.
Bruce Willis is probably going to keep making action movies because you know what they say about old habits
i am fond of the term “partner” because it is not immediately clear whether you are in a romantic relationship with the person to whom you are referring, or whether you are a team of bank robbers or detectives or something
being gay before the invention of lube must have been a pain in the ass
according to my history professor this is actually a huge contributing factor to the popularity of olive oil in Ancient Greece
this is the best possible thing that i will ever learn and i thank you for that
So extra virgin is extra ironic.